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Thursday, September 22, 2005

ooo...its been a mth since i last updated my blog. so i think i shall blog. lol.

love talking to a fren of mine. lets name her dodo. lol.

everything was fine till our conversation reached an equation which got me laughing out very very loud.
the conversation goes...

dodo: clever wife + clever husband = happiness
dodo: stupid wife + clever husband = wai yu (got affair lar!)
dodo: clever wife + stupid husband = bankruptcy

*pause*

dodo: stupid wife + stupid husband = ???
linz(me) : stupid and stupid become like dodo lar. extinct.
dodo: hahahahhaha

*the conversation continues...*
she officially announce she want to sleep liao....

dodo: LIM PEI AI KI SIO HONG KI LIAO..
linz: sio HONG ki huh.
dodo: ya lar.. hong ki sounds nicer. u still smoking?
linz: ya..i still sio hong ki
dodo: we so poor thing hor, wan quit cannot quit, so miserable. going to $15 liao leh.
linz: ya lor. jus like dengue fever wad.
dodo: y?
linz: coz they wan get rid also cannot get rid wad!
dodo: f*ck u lar.
linz: true wad!
dodo: so scary, if i get dengue how ah?
linz: den i go hospital see u lor
dodo: that day i got fever, tot i get dengue, heng subsides le.
dodo: wah liew...dengue will die de leh...
linz: die den i burn more cigg for u lor.
dodo: ... burn cigg for wad! burn money ma, den i go buy.
linz: why? u scared the cigg lao hong izzit?
dodo: wad lan hong? .... tok in simple hokkien can?
linz: LAO HONG LA!
dodo: ahhahahahaha..i saw lan hong.
dodo: my mind corrupted liao...
linz: if cigg will lan hong die liao lor!
dodo: wahahahahahha

*editor's note: i am lazy. the conversation continues...

p.s: the reason why hoon ki is call HONG ki is bcoz my dear dodo is lousy in hokkien. and thus there is once she said with her badly pronouced hokkien that she wanna sio HONG ki which got me laughing in cab frm mr. bean to home. nbz.

with more frens like her, i think i will die from laughing too much.

Hanlin slept soundly at 2:00:00 AM