Saturday, February 11, 2006

chated with god.

was reading Kenny Sia's blog
saw a link to chat with god. its call igod.
did my chat with god. online that is.
some kind of funny fucker came out with it. its hilarious.

Me:
say hi to santa
God:
" hi to santa".
Me:
god is dumb
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was dumb.
Me:
idiotic moron
God:
Are you calling me an idiot?
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
of coz it is, u are one
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
coz u haven been to earth long enough
God:
Interesting explanation. Interesting gossip: said I haven been to earth long enough.
Me:
have u been to earth?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
its a place where people will either worship u or hate u
God:
earth is a place where people will either worship me or hate me. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
u are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
if they do, then u are useless
God:
Let's wait and see what they do.
Me:
so u mean it will happen?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
so robots are taking over the world?
God:
Woe! Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
so it means that doomsday is arriving?
God:
Blimey. Oh I get it.

before some stupid idiots come accusing me of having no respect for ur religion or for god, i would like to clarify that the above is all for the fun of it. and i really do respect every single religion. i don wan get caught by dunno wad organisation and go jail u know. if u cannot find any humor in this post, pls click the little red box with the X button. thank you very much.

oh btw, robots are taking over the world, god said so. so pls, get urself a Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy available at all Kinokuniya. Thankyou.

hahahahhahaha. i can't stop laughing. what the hell is blimey by the way? sounds like some slimy gluey stuff. yucks!
Hanlin slept soundly at 1:04:00 AM